Music is banned. Joy is illegal. Color is offensive.

Music is banned. Joy is illegal. Color is offensive.

Created in 1968. Still ruining vibes in 2025.

Blue Meanies are back — and they hate your playlist.

About

The Blue Meanies are the original haters.
Born from the technicolor chaos of Yellow Submarine,
they were the blueprint for every grumpy mod, killjoy manager,
and social media opp.

They silence fun. They cancel music.
They throw apples. They literally have a giant flying glove.
They’re not just blue. They’re bitter.
They’re anti-vibe incarnate.

And yet… we kinda stan?

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“Music may be the answer, but Blue Meanies still lurking.”

Fight the silence. Stay weird. Stay loud.

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